[Bizarre]
Yeah…ha ha ha (BANG!), Yeah, Bizarre Kid comin’ at you
Eminem and Fuzz, and Mr. Swifty, ha ha
No one’s iller than me (wha?)
No one, no one is iller than me
No one is iller than me
It’s Mr. Swifty from the 313…
[Swift]
I make rappers wanna turn into singers
I keep hoes lickin’ they fingers
Bring this competition and [...]

 
[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl)
[D] Eminem as Dave
[J] Eminem as John
[R] Eminem as Ron
Chorus: repeat 2X
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it’s my fault my fault
[Eminem]
I went to John’s rave with Ron and Dave
And met [...]

 
[Dr. Dre] Marshall! Sounds like an S.O.S.
[Mathers] Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you’re fuckin right!!
[Dr. Dre] To the Rapmobile – let’s go!
(Marshall! Marshall!)
[Eminem]
Bitches and gentlemen! It’s SHOWTIME!
Hurry hurry, step right up!
Introducin the star of our show.. his name is..
(Marshall!)
You wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further adieux, [...]

 
[Eminem]
These ideas are, nightmares to white parents
whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing
It’s so scary in a house that allows, no swearing
to see him walkin around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don’t care
He’s a problem [...]

 
 
Intro: Frogg
Whoah!
A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin ‘em
and like, back and forth because ah
this is.. what you thought it wasn’t
It beez.. the brothers representin’ the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background*
And check out the man he goes by the name of er…
Verse One: [...]

 
[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
(“I can’t take this no more, I can’t take it no more homes”)
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play…
(“Shit is mine, I gotta [...]

 
Eye-Kyu: Now what you know about a sweet MC, from the 313
None of these skills you bout to see come free
So you wanna be a sweet MC, you gotta become me
If you ever wanna be one see
Eminem: Man what you know about a sweet MC, in the 313
None of these skills you bout [...]

 
[Intro]
America!! Hahaha! We love you!
How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours?
The stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect
The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedom of speech
the United States government has sworn to uphold..
(Yo, I [...]

 
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 4X)
That’s why they call me Slim Shady (I’m Back)
I’m Back (I’m Back) [SLIM SHADY!] I’m Back
[Eminem]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain’t gonna help
What good’s it gonna do against a man [...]

 
[Eminem]
A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..
Hell yeah I’m afraid of death
I don’t want to die yet
A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil..
that I do all types of.. retarded shit
Look, I can’t change the way I think
And I can’t change the way I am
But if I [...]